Thanks, but i wasnt saying that mine was bigger than yours!

Just - do you really need a bigger bad to tilt the scale for you?

Do you know the joke about the parents who had a kid who was an optimist, and they decided they had to break him of this. So for his birthday, they got him a huuuuge box filled with poop. He was so happy! Why? "Because with all this manure, i KNOW theres gotta be a pony in there somewhere!" Yeah thats me.