<font color="purple">I have one:

A plane is going down and there are only 2 parachuttes left. Only three people are left- the pope, a kid, and a corrupt buissness man. "Oh, you take the parachutte my child. I'm an old man but you have the rest of your life to live" the pope said "No, you take it Mr.Pope, because you are the hope for millions of people" the kid said. This continued for a few minutes, until the buissnessman finaly took one of the parachuttes and jumped. The kid started lauging. "Why are you laughing?" the Pope asked. "Because" the kid said "He took my backpack!"

...Technicly you could replace the pope with whoever you want- as long as they are an important benevolent figure, and the buissnessman could be anyone too...buuuut, I didn't want to get too political </font>