Tmi, but it's that time of the month and it's worse than usual and I blame the morning after pill I had to take. All men have to do is worry about their dicks. (No offense men.) They don't have to worry about hormones or breast cancer or periods or pregnancy or PMMD!!! All they have to worry about is where they can stick their ****. I'm making my fcking husband go to the store this morning and buy me lady products. It's HIS fault I'm in this predicament. All he had to say was, "I'm sorry! He really liked you that night!" I didn't even get off. So BOOHOO. Stupid morning after pill. I'm DYING here.

And to make matters worse there's a nationwide shortage of laxatives so I haven't been able to get my milk of magnesia. The entire shelf was EMPTY. I've never seen anything like it! So I'm in excruciating pain AND I can't fcking POOP!!! UGH!!!!