Yikes i killed the couch.

Just sharing with you guys how disturbing it was to have been told as a child that i had a guardian angel. "Theres an invisible being hanging around you all day..." This is apart from your conscience. Or as people say nowadays, your conscious. Same people who think woah is a word, not a misspelling. Anyway.

Can anyone think of a couch name change. Should we choose cheese again?