Why haven't you offered me a regular time at your office in town? It's infinitely easier for me to get there than to trek to your house in the middle of nowhere. I mean, I really like your set up in the woods and I wouldn't want to miss out on it, but I also want a slot at your office. And on Zoom. And sometimes twice a week and sometimes every other week. And I want you to reduce your fee and I want you to dress differently. Also, you must stop your affectation with the glottal stop. Tea made on the fire would be nice and there's nothing to stop you offering homemade tablet either. You should be lighting the candles every week not just when it suits you, but I do appreciate that they are beeswax. Anyway, despite all these imperfections and shortcomings, I am really looking forward to today.