Okay, this morning I was making blueberry chocolate pancakes for chica, her SO, and me. I felt like her SO was riding my *** and telling me I suck at making pancakes. Now, I consider myself a pancake making pro after having a period where I made various types/flavors of pancakes every day for like a month.

Him: Those look like they're done
Me: No, they're not. Trust me.
Him: I don't want to eat biscuits
Me: They won't be biscuits. I'm cooking them so they don't have raw batter on the inside. I know how to make pancakes haha.
Him: I'm going to have to use a lot of butter.
Me: You don't have to eat them if you don't want to eat biscuits
Him: I never said they were biscuits. I haven't even tried them.
Me: You just insinuated I'm making biscuits.
Him: I did not! Stop putting words in my mouth! I'll eat them.
Me: You said they were done, and I said they weren't, and you said you didn't want to eat biscuits, implying that these pancakes are biscuits. I think your problem is you make pancakes by turning the heat all the way up, burning that side, flipping them, burning the other side, but the inside is still fking raw-*** batter so you just assume I do the same, but look at the heat, it's not at the highest heat because that way you CAN cook it all the way through without burning the outside. If you don't want the pancakes, I'll eat yours.
(I have tried his pancakes and this is exactly what he did)
Him: I haven't even tried them yet, how am I supposed to know what they taste like?
(As I finish making them)Me: do you want the pancakes or not?
Him: of course

I will say, he did quite enjoy the pancakes.

I also want to point out this guy encouraged chica to drink a whiles back, and I saw them physically fighting in the middle of the street. I want every bit of ammo, no matter how insignificant, I can use against this guy to get chica to stop associating with him because apparently that's not enough. She might think the fighting wasn't something to be concerned about; I've been in those shoes.

This is ridiculous. I know. But this dude INFURIATES me and I never want to see his *** again.