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The first person I slept with was a sax player.
A sax player is practicing at 3am. The neighbor knocks on the door and asks "Do you know what time it is???" The sax player responds "No, but if you whistle it, I can take a shot!"
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"I don't know what I'm looking for."
"Why not?"
"Because...because...I think it might be because if I knew I wouldn't be able to look for them."
"What, are you crazy?"
"It's a possibility I haven't ruled out yet,"
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