I do like the serenity prayer, but AA stole from some Protestant. The stuff AA steals makes sense. The group I was forced to go to in rehab seemed to make their own stuff up, and it was the stupidest shyt like having a dog is a good indicator you're ready for a girlfriend. I guess it makes sense because we're all bytches

It's not like if you can't handle a husky you can't handle a low-maintenance partner. And it's not like if you can handle, I don't know, a lab or a beagle or something, you can necessarily handle any relationship.