Me: After at least 6 attempts, some really serious, I'm beginning to think I'm immortal.
CM: So...why don't you stop trying?
Me: *takes off to other states with people I hardly know, walk through sketchy parts of cities and in unfamiliar woods at night, sleeps around like it's my job, picks fights with people I know will beat the fk out of me if they want, binges/purges 1-4x a day every day, and resumes cutting just because it feels good. Because obviously none of it can kill me.*