A few months ago there were giant translucent/orange spiders that attacked me, and they must've procreated because last night I saw a ton of those little mofos on my legs. I'm not particularly afraid of spiders, but these are freaky especially knowing how big they can get and how aggressive they seem to be.

In other news, I'm having trouble deciphering if in recent relationship deteriorations if they've screwed me or if I've screwed them.

I called my CM telling her "watch me as I elevate, ha ha ha ha haaaaa"(to the tune of Feel Good Inc by the Gorillaz)