Glad you liked the horny/suicidal cosine wave from me. I know my CM gave it to you, and I love how you saw it and said "that is definitely something Sam would show us." Glad you know the leader of myselves so well

So glad you did the right thing so far and have never taken my SI, "attempts," or reckless behavior and self-neglect from passive suicidality seriously.

I know how you can help me. Be my sober drinking buddy and make sure to cut me off before I call the Boston Police Department and ask them who their favorite person is and what frantic efforts to avoid abandonment are you doing to subconsciously push them away? (Boston Police Department? BPD? Get it?) You get a gold star and a hug if you'll be my trip sitter. Look like a God to me? Talk to my old IOP MD and tell him he needs to be my masochistic ***'s sadist for important therapeutic purposes. I will literally start a religion that worships you if you tell me I'm a stupid fking ***** that should be buried alive after being held captive by hundreds of venomous spiders because I'm a useless POS who just serves to spread blood born infections. That would probably make me so happy my blood would turn into glitter and my poop would be a more effective antidepressant than prozac.