No fking clue what happened but im pretty sure, positive I mean, my knuckle is broken. disfigured, cannot move it, bruised, swollen...good excuse for percs!

also, when they say not to drink on an empty stomach, do 3 habanero peppers 40 mimnutes ago count? i want to give myself an ulcer if you can't tell. just want to see if i can.

i will say it's almost 3pm and i have not had a drink. i said id stop when i finished the bottle and i finished the bottle

feel like shyyyyyyyt but am coping well by making a master list of dark jokes

ETA: chica said we were going to get groceries. That was a lie and apparently she is full on crack addict now. Polysubstance user + crackhead with an abusive bf living together. What could go wrong?