T: Do you schedule appointments with your therapist after your shift on the days you work with me? haha jk I know I'm your favorite My tangents have been a little ridiculous lately, so do a good job at refocusing me so I don't walk out saying "I just spent almost an hour talking without letting her have a word in, and started talking about having more control over my drinking than anyone else has led me to believe and ended up talking about a pizza that costs like $100000000 because of the fancy mushrooms on it. That was not productive."

CM: Pleeaaaase help me get in with a doc and let me become my own rep payee.