CM: Shyyyyt I was not expecting 5 beers to make me this drunk. Things gonna be interesting if you actually meet me. Doubt it. You only come to unscheduled meetings when you're not wanted and it takes every ounce of energy for me to not make you press that emergency button on your work phone. Fking hate you. When are you going to cal???

Eta: okay, so at peak wasted-ness you come by somehow just correctly assuming I'm here without calling. Nice. Like how you knew I wasn't straight, but thought I had overdosed on conerta or took meth or somet shyt.