Counting the minutes before my boss leaves for the day. They felt compelled to go into exhaustive detail about their weekend, even going into great detail about a documentary about Sylvester Stallone they watched. I’m thinking “Do I look like I care?” Then they asked me about my weekend and I said “It was completely boring and I loved it.” No lie. End of story!

Also, one of our customers asked me if I have OCD. That gave me pause. Good times!