Admit it, you love me for my metaphors.

Just reporting: the portal of which i ordinarily have to scale walls and fjord a beast-filled moat today got my prozac prescription refilled a freakin month early. ??? Honest to god, usually i am like hey its been 3 days did you guys even see my request? And they answer we cant refill that no further explanation by which time i am splitting pills and spitting teeth