FOUND MIKEY!!!!!!
It would be more accurate to say he found me. After another circuit of the yard, including a trip to the barn. Came in to search the house one more time. I was in tears when I told him all he had to do was let me see him so I'd know he was OK. Walked by the bathroom and there he was sprawled out on the floor. I gave him his very own church to celebrate.
I know I shouldn't let myself get so worked up about stuff like this, but these are my kids.