@Mountaindewed, nurse probably thinks with quite a bit of upper GI problems, there's likely some stuff they need to know about lower. At least that's what I'd be thinking without any medical training. Weird that was a response though to a question about the prep stuff though.

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In the interview I told them I couldn't pass a test if they asked because some ignorant douche I listened to said it was over 90 days if it was "stoner use," and I just assumed that being high for a week straight would qualify me as "probably won't pass in under a third of that." (I looked it up and in most cases--even multiple times a day chronically--are gone by about 30 days). I think an employer would be sketched out if someone called back and said "oh wait, I can pass," after.