@LadyShadow

Damn it! They don't have a location in Wisconsin! If they did I would seriously go! I was raving this morning at the breakfast table and my rave went something like this, "I HATE GETTING OLD! I'M OLD. I'M WRINKLY. I'M UGLY NOW. I'M FAT. I HAVE PRE-MENOPAUSAL SYMPTOMS!!!!!! I CAN'T SLEEP!" And then I started crying and Husband said something along the lines of "buck up chap" and I gave him my intense death stare, which Daughter thought was really funny. Then I got really pissed about something happening in a book Daughter and I are reading together and I screamed and shook the kitchen table and slammed it with my fists and scared our cats.

I think Daughter and Husband were finding me melodramatic and entertaining, but whatever.

I am a MESS.

Right now they're taking a walk through nature somewhere. I haven't even showered yet. I'm too pissed to shower. I'm sure once they get back they're both going to heckle me about getting my BIG FAT *** in the shower. Omg. What is WRONG with me. I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY MIND.

@Blueberrybook

If this means I'm ovulating I better stay away from Husband until I stop PMSing. Except I normally START PMSing a week before my period. I USED to anyway... I don't really know what the hell my body is doing anymore!!!! My periods are weird (excruciatingly painful, lasting SEVEN FCKING DAYS when they used to last three!). My moods are off. I want to cry and scream at the same time. I'm hornier than I was when I was twenty. I'M TURNING FORTY-TWO.

FUUUUUUUKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!