Dont even get me started on cream! Its like u have negative taste buds for cream. Its like dissolving paper in my coffee! I like sour cream okay, i love plain or flavored yogurts, i love ricotta. I love Coffee-Mate! Whipped cream is distracting to me tho - its like, am i eating savory pumpkin pie, or fluffy sweet cream, i dont know! Oh well, i dont need more calories.

Last night i dreamt i took a bath at Jeff Daniels house and there was a huge and very friendly and talkative octopus in the tub with me! I kept screaming for my brother to come up and remove it.