I'm beginning to think I have some kind of superpower. I bought this umbrella a while back, it's super sturdy, there's videos online of people standing on it with their full weight, won't break. Tried out some things myself, it is really made of fiberglass and you can beat somebody up with it (it's a self-defense tool). Well, I used it today for the third time ever, since it was raining hard. I managed to break the thing... slammed it on the floor to get rid of water droplets, now it won't fully close. I really can break everything that exists.
Honestly, I'm surprised my glasses are mostly okay still after having them for a few months. (Glasses for your eyes that is, don't make the mistake to think drinking glasses survive long with me).