Jersey - well its hard to find ones with a creamy filling, but there is a syrupy filling kind that is less expensive but somehow more fun. The packaging is different and there are much fewer in a box, but yes the cherries will still shock you. Youre so funny, i didnt realize they DO kinda choke you until you said that!

My mother' favorite candy bar was Chunky. I think they disappeared for a while but they might be back.

I hear you on the wedding stuff. My brother's third wedding had to be repeated a week later because the license had expired. I was like, you are not wasting ANOTHER of my Saturdays! He was like, he HAVE to be there! I was like, yeah... no.