This is kind of funny to me....

I have a colleague my wife has never met. She is about 10 years younger, very attractive, and tough as nails. On her own since she was 16.

A while back she asked, "Do you want me to go to court with you?"

The request kind of stumped me and I stumbled and said, ".... Oh my God.... She'd hate you."

She replied, "Oh I know. And I know exactly what to wear. And let's put some pictures up on social media, just enough to make people ask questions. She won't come back."

That was funny to me at the time, but you know.... That WOULD work......