Ooh I can't do manicures! Never had one never will. Even just clipping my finger or toe nails bothers me (with that, the noise makes me want to scream). But as a guitar/piano player and White Mountain climber, nice nails are a no-no. A good day is when they're clean haha. I painted my fingernails a couple years ago and it felt SO WEIRD!

I wish toenails would trim themselves though. The number of times I've gone hiking and when it's too late thought "damn, descending isn't going to feel good." Then with my old summer boots once it was so bad a nail came off. Not fun!

Nails are weird. Like the tips of our fingers and toes just get hard? And it's like our hair? wtf is that?