Of course there was a deeper meaning. And of course I lied about there not being one. Cuz I'm a big fat stupid liar, who wants to talk to you about why she quit. Because I lied about that, too. Well, technically, it was a lie of omission. I told you part of the reason, but not the whole reason. I don't know if it would help or hurt at this point to try to talk about it with you? omg I wish I'd never sent that email. I'm such an idiot!!!

I have never learned how to not poke a hibernating bear.