They're drones and they came from an Iranian mothership!!!
Whaaat??? Not they're not! They're security drones making sure trump's stuff in Jersey is safe!
Wake up man...it's China...who else could it be??? It's China for sure!
You guys are so blind...so so blind. The deep state has access to the best drone tech...these are trial run monitoring systems for the final takeover.
Hey are you the vendor with the tinfoil hats? Got any left? By the way Area 51 has an Area 51-b...it's deep in the New Jersey pine barrens.
You're all nuts. I'll sum it up in one word....aliens from beyond the moon.

...and so on and so on.

*big eyeroll + headshake*