Woke up at nine, it was a nice nap. Drank, made pumpkin pancakes (I made like 12 but ate one and a half lol) and watched family guy, and now I'm still drinking. I took a trazodone too. Hope I'm not dead in the morning. (I've only had like 3 drinks so it's not like I'm completely fking gone)

This may be TMI, but

I also had an epiphany that I'm a huge fking nerd today. On a math meme group on facebook I posted a(nother) comment on a post, became top comment, and went back and checked and NEXT TO MY NAME SAYS "TOP FAN." I don't want to be TOP FAN of a math meme group (I kinda do. I'll accept being a nerd. )

Kinda wanna call the crisis line and be like "ayy, I'm pretty sure I'm like a starfish and I want to see what happens if I put myself in a wood chipper." but I know that would probably destroy the world if there were a hundred Muddyboots so for humanity's sake. I don't know.I could go swimming. Or ice skating. Or start ice skating and at any given second go swimming.

What's the punishment for slashing somebody's tires if

Why does Meg Myers turn me on soooo much?
Honey, I wanna break you
I wanna throw you to the hounds
Yeah, I gotta hurt you
I gotta hear it from your mouth
Boy, I wanna taste you
I wanna skin you with my tongue
I'm gonna kill you
I'm gonna lay you in the ground

Maybe I should get back to bed. Maybe not. I don't know. I still have some vodka left. There was a sale. NH liquor is cheap af. NEW HAMPSHIRE HATES THE TAXER!