Dancing in the lows, whilst asking for help and degreasing the rungs on the ladder as I do, so my oversize shoes will fit. I can tell you; it's quite a balancing act. Especially as I am manoeuvring events so as to avoid the clown who wants his balance beam and red shoes back. If I can get to elephant, I can make a slow getaway. Besides, there's no chance he will catch me whilst wearing bare feet. And let's not even start on the bear!

Theres enough analogies and grammatical latitude strung together above to keep an English professor's red pen going for at least an hour!!!

Honestly, emotions kind of feel like they are in a blender. One that's switched on a high setting with the lid off.