At my last annual review at a university, i was disgruntled because they wouldnt move me to a desk location away from an incessant talker. They usually moved people they wanted to get rid of next to her. Anyway, i told my boss, waddya mean you dont have another desk - this is a university - you are literally IN THE DESK BUSINESS! She was like, are you sure you want me to include that in your reply? One of my best jokes ever, darn right include it.