I got really sick really fast. Woke up with the worst headache I've ever had in my life (not even exaggerating) so have been taking Tylenol whenever it's woken me up. Have gone through a box of tissues, coughed up a bunch of green phlegm, stomach is hurting sooo much, sore throat, chills.

I've never had a headache in my life that needed two consecutive doses of acetaminophen, let alone has woken me up several times to let me know it wore off. Usually my headaches are stupid shyt like dehydration/hangovers/med side effects/lack of sleep and I can FIX that.