I'm feeling kinda crappy today. Just bored and tired .

I have this strange urge to go to national parks. Mainly to see the Joshua trees. I want to get fit by walking trails and eat trail mix and granola and Nature Valley bars. Lol. I swear I didn't take poppers.

My mom is convinced everyone likes corned beef even though every year we tell her we don't. Then she forgets again.

I had a St. Patricks Day dinner at my cousins one year and Katie Couric almost came. I know that sounds made up but I swear on my moms life its a true story.

My blood pressure is kinda freaky. Google says seek immediate help. I think I'll be ok tbh.