NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, instead let's get back to the hair conversation. What would you like them to do to your hair? You mentioned something about 2 colors -- what is your "hair goal"? Could you compare your ideal to a style that a celebrity has?

I would love:
1) Andie Macdowell hair, but mine isn't dark enough or curly enough
2) Catherine Zeta Jones hair, but hers is straighter than mine could ever be

I'm going for either of those looks, but people keep telling me that I have hippie hair. Hippie hair! What! I'm NOT trying to have hippie hair! I want long cascading hair!

What about you?