Ugh. I hate frickin perimenopause (if that's what I'm experiencing). My period is all messed up! I'm already PMSing again, and it's TOO EARLY. I'm all emotional and shyt. And my lower back hurts and I'm fatigued and have a horrible headache and was destroying my poor husband this morning. And he didn't even do anything! (Of course I apologized). I know in the next couple of days I'm going to pop. I really should go see my doctor and find out, for sure, what's going on, but I never got a mammogram last year and she's going to bother me about that! And the girls are too tender right now to be squished without me being in excruciating pain. I HATE GETTING OLD.

I was taking a short nap this morning and my phone woke me up, and it was some guy from medicare telling me I can get some injection or SOMETHING that'll prevent me from having a stroke or a heart attack. I was like, "DUDE, I'm 42!" Fudge man. Call me back in twenty years!