I can't wait to meet all the man-eating moose out there in the mountains this spring and summer ready to eat up all the Flatlanders 
(we don't hate tourists, we hate tourons)
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"I don't know what I'm looking for."
"Why not?"
"Because...because...I think it might be because if I knew I wouldn't be able to look for them."
"What, are you crazy?"
"It's a possibility I haven't ruled out yet,"
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