Oh, my neighbor I thought was having a really hard time because she was yelling and hitting stuff and up all night?

Yeah, no, she has mice she's been yelling at "get out" "assholes!" that have been waking her up and she's been trying to attack. The "authoritative voice" and commotion in the hall wasn't the police--it was maintenance. Nope. It's an all woman's building, of course mice are a greater source of neuroticism than any other.