I, too, really like shoes, but not sexually. I just like shoes, especially new ones, mine, yours, anyone's. Thank G-D my feet are huge and there are generally only about 5 pairs of shoes in the city that fit me and I don't know where they are or I would have a closet full.

Maybe you can offer to help your sister, or a friend, clean out her closet and take the discards to the "thrift store".

You are SO naughty!

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