Honestly probably should’ve taken as much valium as they’d let me before I was discharged today. The weather is screaming at me
From this storm to the one in my head
I’ll never escape the way that I’m feeling
Until the day that I’m dead

Except Colourblind got it wrong. Today the storm’s a tornado, that’ll pass in twi hoyrs, then a blizzard’s coming in and gonna drop 4’ then a tropical storm’s coming behind it and theres gonna be major flooding, then we wont have a drop of rain for 7 weeks and its gonna hit the 90s and 100s every day, then I bet a microburst is gonna tear shyt up, and then an earthquake is just gonna scare rhe dogs and break some d-bag’s expensive vase, and then quarter inch hail will fall from the heavens while winds rip shingles and siding off of housing.

“And all the people will move here for mild summers.” Yeah, hard to notice the heat when you’re passed out in a bathroom at a McDonald’s