Like how I’m SUPPOSEDLY on the waitlist to see a GI and SUPPOSEDLY on a waitlist for the eating disorder PHP (that I’m probably not eligible for) and SUPPOSEDLY going to get a call this week from the hospital about starting some Zoom-computer freezing every 3 minutes-therapy with my neighbors able to hear me and whoever hacks my computer listening in with some complex trauma center down in Boston. And SUPPOSEDLY on the waitlist for the DBT program (and my name will probably get to the top of the list and the leader will be like “we already kicked her out because she doesn’t accept any thing anyone says as gospel until it’s explained in a way that makes sense and we can’t spend the group discussing that weeks lesson if we have to spend the first 50 minutes of the hour going over people’s answers to the previous week’s homework and asking questions that don’t fking make a difference like when Jen was saying she used DEARMAN with her sister and we had to do a 20 minute in depth discussion about WHAT KIND of buttons they were quarreling about. God forbid we skip that and actually spend more than 5 minutes going over the current week’s skill!”