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Originally Posted by raspberrytorte
Ugh. We're going on vacation tomorrow and somehow I have lost my glasses!!! Luckily I DO have my old pair, but they're not bifocals, so I can see faraway fine, but up close is blurry! I've searched EVERYWHERE. My husband looked a bit before he left for work this morning, but couldn't find them. My daughter helped me search for them for a bit to no avail. I cleaned the ENTIRE APARTMENT BECAUSE WE'LL BE GONE FOR A FEW DAYS, and my husband's mom is coming over to take care of the cats. They're just GONE.
I had a weird night of sleep last night. Lots of weird dreams. I take my glasses off at night and ALWAYS put them on the floor beside the bed. I remember getting up numerous times and everything seemed odd and one time I put them on for some reason. I think I slipped into an alternate dimension in my sleep and left them there.
I think there's alternate dimensions stacked side by side, paper thin, and in each one you've made slightly different decisions in life. I think I went into one and put them there in my sleep and came back without them, accidentally. I don't know how to get them back. 😕
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I bet your glasses were stolen by the sock gnomes that take one out of the pair while you do laundry.
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