People celebrating independence day too early on a Monday night in the wrong month in the way many Americans do—by making people who have exaggerated startle responses (and many animals) to loud noises (including those who developed PTSD by fighting other countries FOR AMERICA in battle) even more ready to leave this earth (or maybe after already a week of hardly any sleep just fine with getting even further from it because at this point I sure as hell don’t feel like I’m even on the planet half the time).