On behalf of a state that partially survives on Quebecois tourism (and other partially on Bostonian tourons), we are sorry for how fked up your neighbors are these days and hope some day we’re good enough for you to come back to spend money on overpriced piles of wood and twist your ankles on boulders again. Please don’t cut off our electricity, I like being able to flush toilets without filling the tank with buckets from rivers or melted snow.

Happy Canada day, à bientôt