Wait, you mean my IRL name is not blueberry? Are you kidding? Of course it's not blueberry, and I'm focused enough to remember my first name. I know my real last name and sometimes my middle name too. Wait, when I married I changed my real birth middle name on my DL at the DMV to be my maiden name?! At points right now, I KNOW that much!

Oh, Jesus, H goes by his middle name formally and his first name informally? You mean at home H goes by his middle name and if a contact of his calls the home line OR H gets a telemarketing phone call, they could call him either name?! You MUST be joking! No, typing this post on my meds (with coffee too bad suckers)! Who else without Alzheimers disease except this forum/board understands?