Conservation Group Condemns Waterboarding as Wasteful
Texas Environmentalists Lobby for Solar-Powered Electric Chair
Raped Environment Led Polluters On, Defense Attorneys Argue
450,000 Unsold Earth Day Issues of 'Time' Trucked to Landfill
Some of the most popular green products:
Nature's Kiss, the earth-friendly, ineffective oven cleaner
ZookTubes, the zucchini that fits in most common flourescent light fixtures
10,000 Tomorrows, the reusable toilet paper
Coal, the fuel that comes right out of the earth, as nature intended
Thermonuclear Sun Emulator, for charging solar-powered gadgets at night
Rats, nature's garbage disposal
Kleaner Wieners, the hot dog made from 100 percent post-consumer meats
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Now if thou would'st
When all have given him o'er
From death to life
Thou might'st him yet recover
-- Michael Drayton 1562 - 1631
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