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Conservation Group Condemns Waterboarding as Wasteful

Texas Environmentalists Lobby for Solar-Powered Electric Chair

Raped Environment Led Polluters On, Defense Attorneys Argue

450,000 Unsold Earth Day Issues of 'Time' Trucked to Landfill

Some of the most popular green products:

Nature's Kiss, the earth-friendly, ineffective oven cleaner

ZookTubes, the zucchini that fits in most common flourescent light fixtures

10,000 Tomorrows, the reusable toilet paper

Coal, the fuel that comes right out of the earth, as nature intended

Thermonuclear Sun Emulator, for charging solar-powered gadgets at night

Rats, nature's garbage disposal

Kleaner Wieners, the hot dog made from 100 percent post-consumer meats
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