"I will be out of the office next week"

"You are our resident expert on DID"

"You are your own primary abuser now"

(MD) "Hmmmmm, no place you can go to give your mind a rest...."

(MD) "Is it [your mother] that is driving you crazy??"

(MD) "No...don't switch; I want you to stay here." (since we didn't know "who" i was or "who" i might switch into, all took offense).