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ACK!!!! Your husband needs to be smacked, sorry. I'd happy to be of service if I wasn't so far.
The dog is weird. What kind/how old is it?
((((((((((((((EJ))))))))))))))))) Your husband sounds like an irritable grump, but I'm glad he at least behaved himself on your birthday. That's a start at least.
Happy belated birthday too my friend. You're loved