Well, it used to be "Janie's got a gun" (Aerosmith). Sorry, don't have the lyrics handy at the moment but I'll bet I listened to this song 10 times a day during my drinking days. I can't listen to it anymore because it reminds me of those sad times but I used to get drunk, pick up a mop handle (or whatever) and pretend I was some kind of rock star as I sung the dang thing. I must have looked like a real screwball back then...lol.