And another Emmy favorite - best sung on schoolbuses on the way to some skanky camp:

Grandma's In The Cellar
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Grandma's in the cellar, lordy can't you smell her

Cookin' biscuits in that dern old dirty stove ("dirty stove!")

From her eye there is a matter that keeps drippin' in the batter!

As she whistles as the [snot-filled snort noise here] comes down her nose

Down her nose, down her nose

And she whistles as the [snot-filled snort noise here] comes down her nose

Yee ha!