I swear like a sailor irl! I want to join in too!
When I am around people and don't want to swear, I say:
Son of a biscuit maker or Fork and spoon! They always look at me like I am crazy and say, "WHAT?" LOL...yeah...I tell them to figure THAT out! (
%#@&#!%#@&#!%#@&#!%#@&#!%#@&#!%#@&#! so there!
BJ