I just wrote T a really long email. Then I left him a phone message to let him know I sent it... because there has been a history of emails disappearing into thin air.

So on the message, I was trying to say something like, "As far as the email goes..." and I accidentally said, "As fart..." and then I corrected myself and said, "As far as..." Great. I said "fart" on T's voicemail. I really hope he doesn't notice.

It just keeps getting better.