Selfy, Michael Jackson named his son Blanket.

My name is April, my name got picked apart...

I got called Ape, Apy, A. Then I alway here "it's not April it's September (or what ever month we are in). April showers, April in paris. The smaller kids called me apple (could pronouce April), my great-grandmom called me Apple Jacks. My one Aunt calls me Bapple. I could keep going but I stop!

If someone actually calls me my my real name, I know their pissed at me.